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When you beat your dick while there are people around
Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj
When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.
Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”
To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle
she really wants me beating them cakes bro
The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
To not give af ab anything going on per specific situation
Bro you left ur condoms at my crib yo
Damn I gotta hit it raw now
Fuck a beat
1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!