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When a man fits all five of his fingers into a womens ass and then pulls them out. He then proceeds to open his palm and stretches it toward the sky.
At the company picnic this girl got a chocolate north star.
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use the leftover diarrhea chunks from Alabama Iced Tea and mix them into a glass of boiling water.
"here's that hot chocolate you asked for. sorry about that alabama iced tea i just gave you"
"thanks.... is this an alabama hot chocolate! How does anybody have that much diarrhea!"
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The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.
Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.
Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.
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Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
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Eating out a man while he shits.
Yo dawg, I just gave Jon a hershey's chocolate bar!
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sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth
susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.
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When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.
"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."
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