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1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)
1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?
a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt
person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi
It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.
High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
A place that makes you solve problems you wouldn’t have without them.
Commonly used by inmates who stream online as an alternative word for jail or prison. College us used to through off any snitches who may be watching the live stream.
Man 1: Yo bro you in college? How many semesters you got left?
Man 2: I did two semesters I got three more to go before I know if I passed or not.
A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts
Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started
Bro2: Dick has her now
1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.
11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.