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Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids
Emo kid 1: I want to fucking die
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day
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Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.
“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”
“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”
“Trust me, I will make it.”
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Jerome: Hey Kathy you ready for December 32 2020.
Kathy: no it doesn’t exist
Jerome: Yes it does you dumb bitch now go tell your friends.
The day people will choose the next doomsday.
December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------
Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again
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if you are born on this day you are one of the worst and most disgusting people
december 27 is nasty
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First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.
"Ayo bruh use up all that nut you saved on no nut november at destroy dick december"
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The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.
Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!
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