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The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.
I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.
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The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!
Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.
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When a girl performs a Houdini-like act in the bedroom on someone she hates. Before one last round of sex, she politely excuses herself to the restroom and proceeds to give herself an enema with water and instead of draining the liquid, she holds it in. She then proceeds to brag about "being a sqirter" and proceeds to ride the lucky man's face. As he continues to eat her pussy, she fakes a climax and proceeds to shit the liquid into his mouth.
Dennis: "Hey Michael why the sour look on your face man?"
Michael: "Oh man, my girl shit an enema in my mouth last night. She said it's called a Dirty Kylie. I should have never screwed her over. Im done with bitches, I think I'm gonna be gay from now on."
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When a group of friends have a party and someone falls asleep, they place grapes into the sleeping friends ass and wait for them to rocket the grapes out when they fart. A dirty grace is when the grapes are flying.
“Mark fell asleep so we made him preform a Dirty grace. He won’t be falling asleep around us again”
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One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.
At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet
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When you pull your dick out of a girl's ass(or guys) and the tip of your dick is dirty. Since the tip of your dick looks like Darth Vador's helmet, it is hence called a "Dirty Darth."
Guy1: So did you get some analriffic action last night?
Guy2: Yeah, I even got a dirty darth, but it's okay, I wiped it off on her upper lip giving her a dirty sanchez.
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The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.
- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"
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