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Dates Asians and a girl named angelina
Woah Ethan pulled angelina the asian
a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.
a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch
me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt
A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
Me: Ethan I love you!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt
they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS
“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"