An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!
B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark
A fat kid that gets on everyone's nerves. He is really gross and does creepy things. He has a crush on his cousin and finds ways to make everyone hate him and that is why he has no friends.
My nephew is an Ethan brado he picked up shit with his bear hands
Amazing kind and a very good gift giver and he is also very smart. He is also a good cook
Ethan Burg is funny.
Top 10 saddest moments of 2022:
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rhm: "!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔"
everyone: "@Gamer Ethan of underaged😔 #emo #depressed"