A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
On february 11th of every year, you are allowed to bully any person named ethan, and they do not have the right to object
Hey look, its bully ethan day, time do some ethan bullying!
Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.
Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!
An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.
Ethan Alexander is so cute
Ethan and danny is the best couple ever they are both hot
I’m feeling kinda depressed today, and seeing Ethan and Danny made it worse
a completely meaningless black hole of inconsequential boredom
i cant explain ethan colburns life my dude