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sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018


Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails?

by October 8, 2022


Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails!

by October 8, 2022


leg game

bj’s leg is 6 feet under

let’s play a leg game

by daddyblowie May 17, 2022


Healthy legs

A group (of usually 5 or 6 girls and boys below the age of 25) of fun, healthy people who are all very close, and enjoy kicking up a fuss and creating banter wherever they go, a little squad with lots of inside jokes and phrases.

(in conversation)
Person 1: "hey look over there, some healthy legs!"
Person 2: "wow! They're so cool!"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016


Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.

Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.

by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022


Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019