Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."

Your Mother

very fat

your mother is so fat, Thanos had to clap his cheeks

Your Mother

Finer word for "Yo Mama", used to insult mothers.

Where did I put my underwear?
At your mother's house!

your mother

great argument but ⬧︎□︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♋︎♑︎♏︎⬧︎ □︎❒︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♓︎ ❍︎♏︎♋︎■︎ ♓︎ ♎︎□︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♎︎ □︎◆︎⧫︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ♐︎◆︎■︎

Your mother ha ha☟︎✌︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ❄︎✋︎💣︎☜︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎☠︎💧︎☹︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☹︎⚐︎💧︎☜︎☼︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ 👌︎☼︎⚐︎ ✋︎💣︎✌︎☝︎✋︎☠︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎☠︎💧︎☹︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☝︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎ ✌︎☼︎☝︎🕆︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ ☠︎☜︎☼︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 💣︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎

your mother

bad comeback

Person 1 : I hate you
Person 2 : your mother

Your mother

A slang unique to Singaporeans. Use it to express frustration, disgust or if someone is lying to you.

Alex: Eh, I just scored a date with that hot chick we met yesterday at the bar!

Dan: Your mother la!

your mother

my girlfriend, also the person you fucked

I heard you fucked your mother, now, isn't that incest?