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A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.
I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.
An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.
I would tap that dust muffin!
The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
Cole Younk is such a fatass
Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head