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its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket
tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!
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A mysterious career with an unknown purpose.
Commonly found in Milwaukee.
Jim: what do you do for a living?
Sam: I'm a Cat circle honey pocketer
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your girl when she sees Nick Cannon
HIM: Damn baby girl your wetter than an otters pocket rn.
HER: I know Nick can shoot his cannon balls into my mouth.
HER: I WANNA ALSO BE BABY MAMA #20
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Taking a shart in a latina vaginia
Ruieza just let me make a puerto rican hot pocket last night! Dude, nice!
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Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.
"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"
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can't wait to say this XD
Idris: You seem wetter than an otters pocket tonight
Willow:oh my😳
Idris: *cool wink*
Willow: MARRY ME NOW SENPAI
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When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.
That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...
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