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the biggest thing in the world i have ever seen. I didn’t even know it could be longer than 12 inches. Will satisfy any woman he meets
When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass
Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis
to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.
A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra
"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."
"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.
"u penis cookie"
A penis so colossus it blocks the sun.
Wow Billy that's a penis colossus.