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A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
1:“Have you met sam?”
2: “yeah, he’s a little bitch boy”
1: “I know right!”
a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.
ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!
Sam is the lowkey the nicest person you'll see in your entire life. They're hilarious, you can fall in love with them pretty easily.
-Omg i Love Sam
-Me too! They're so hot.
a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs
C'mon guys, I'm actually depressed. Why does no one like me? - Sam