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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!

I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!

by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022


sexual bases

1st base: kissing
2nd base: handjob
3rd base: deepthroat
shortstop: anal
home run: sex

Hey, what sexual bases did you get to last night?
home run!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 5, 2021

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sexual buckaroo

When you are having sex from behind, and you say the wrong name, and hold on as long as possible

Played sexual buckaroo with the gf last night..... Lasted 20seconds before I couldn't hold on any more

by ArchN3m3sis July 15, 2023


Minimum sexual age

3

Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.

by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020


sexual dementia

This is when a person is experiencing an insane arousal of the sexual nature that manipulates the person have sex without having any rational thought or actions
Like sexual abuse

Eron suffered from sexual dementia

by rafael e Reyes February 19, 2019


sexual dementia

This is when a person is experiencing an insanity of the sexual nature that manipulates the person have sex without having any rational thought or actions
These people would necessarily
Hear voices have racing thought and some visual hallucinations

Eron suffered from sexual dementia

by rafael e Reyes February 19, 2019


multiple sexuality disorder

Problems controling their impulses because they are experiencing a multiple sexuality disorder or suffering from multiple sexuality character personalities
Causing sexual abuse

Rain suffered from multiple sexuality disorder

by rafael e Reyes February 9, 2019