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A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.
Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."
A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.
That tweet brought out social masturbators in full force.
You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.
Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.
Another term of history. The most easiest subject to do, even more easier than eating lunch. Possibly the most useless and utter disappointment of what schools can do. If your period table has Social studies, lucky you. The only thing I properly learned was Sanskrit. Yes. Sanskrit. They focused on that one topic more than my family because it was the oh so inspiring language for everything.
Bro 1: yo, how social studies going along?
Bro 2: the most boring shit ever
Bro 1: you bet
Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
The act of taking a specific situation, movement, or cause and stretching it's targeted audience to the broadest possible group of people that it can. This usually happens when groups "feel left out" or people feel like the given subject is being offensive to other groups by only empowering a specific group, though that's often a misunderstanding as to what the subject is and why it's presented how it is.
Social unification often comes off as racist, bigoted, misogynistic, sexist, and generally assholish depending on what the subject is, but in some cases, the unifier has no ill intentions despite their clear lack of knowledge on the issue.
A: Black Lives Matter!
B: No, All Lives Matter!
C: Dude, you don't get it. We aren't saying your life doesn't matter, we're just saying that people need to recognize our lives are important too.
A: Yeah, enough with the social unification already.