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When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.
OOOPS! I just gave mi amigo a mexican poo blanket!!!
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A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.
Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!
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A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
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The Mexican Meat Rinse is a variation of the Mexican Shower. It is similar to the Mexican Shower in that it comes into play when you are rushing out the door after having sex. It differs from the Mexican Shower in that you concentrate your washing on that part of the anatomy most directly involved with the sex (i.e. the "Meat"). With no time for a proper shower, the next best thing is a Mexican Meat Rinse. This term is most appropiately used when two or more sex partners are involved in the same day (see example).
Dude, after sleeping with Dope, I shot over to Chewey's house. Luckily, I had time for a Mexican Meat Rinse...
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A lumpy butt caused from bathroom cleaning chemicals. Specifically happens to Mexicans because their butt DNA mutates and causes lumpy butt.
Example for "Sad Mexican Butt":
Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?
Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
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5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.
" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"
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Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.
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