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A school in Irvine California that sucks hot ass and where fuckers who can't spell "university" go. Everyone who goes here has no more than 3 inches and enjoys hot gay sex with men
"yeah I heard John just went to university highschool"
"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"
Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
“Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”
his name is rick sanchez he is from the popular adult swim show "rick and morty" also known as the rickest rick
summer:my grampa hes the smartest man in the universe
When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."
Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell
Wow you look so crawfordy
Look at you all crawfordised
You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh
A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".
Thank the Universe, it's Friday!
Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.
Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.