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A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"
Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific
A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff
Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
Daniel's Universe, known as Veronica Rose Sazura. Daniel's love of his life. He swore he layed heart eyes on her till now, the special place for her in his heart never disappeared.
Daniel: You are my universe, Daniel's Universe.
now cmere lemme smooch my bb
A university which is racist and discriminates against non-bahrainis. A university where you actually must hunt for a good doctor otherwise you're fucked. Everywhere you go, you'll see a wave of black abayas and they nearly always take all the seats in the bus and if you're a male, you'll have to wait for the next bus. A university where people smoke in front of the "no smoking" sign. Its cheap tho...
Oh almost forgot, no one knows how to drive here.
Guy 1: You going to apply to University of Bahrain after school?
Guy 2: I don't know man, I heard they're racist but it's cheap as fuck.
Best school in china to learn computer science.
Graduates from Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication are welcomed by the best software companies in china.