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An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.
Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.
LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"
An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most
usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob
it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste
ohh dear i would love a latte jacob
Hot, beautiful, sexy, perfect and god of everything
I love Jacob Mark Greenwood sooooo much more
The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.