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you damn motherfucker
why are you searching the definition of an apple on urban dictionary
are you really that bored
"EAT THE DAMN APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1. the fruit of an apple tree
2. someone who's rude and has no sense of humor
person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.
An amazing and wonderful girl, she is very funny an generous, she knows how to put a smile on most everyone’s face, she is also very hot.
person:have you met apple?
person:yes she is very funny and hot
1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
Another word for weed when u don’t want people to know what you’re talking abt
Friend 1: yo u got any apples
Friend 2: yea just ate 2 grams, want some
Let’s make a pipe out of an apple and smoke some apple
A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.