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the melting pot of asians, spanish, blacks, japs, & whites. probably 1/2 of the graduating class has either experienced an overdose of some kind of narcotic or is currently attending peer groups & rehabs. cameras on every corner of the school & security guards.
std scares happen at least twice a year & rumor says we have reincarnated syphilis, even though it's been dead for ages.. ?
like 70% of the school is already an alcoholic and the other 30 must be fuckin bored on the weekends.
nothing to do but smoke pot, drink booze, & get arrested if the cops gave 2 fucks.
my name is _____ i am a graduate from old bridge high school & i'm an alcoholic.
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To participate in a two man wheel barrel maneuver where one man is pushed sitting in the wheel barrel while holding shotguns (or other firearms) shooting zombies while the other pushes them to safety.
Cletus : My leg is busted up good Chuck, I don't think I can make it.
Chuck: That's alright Cletus, we'll just give these zombie sum bitches The old okey doke *wink*.
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Y'von: "Hey Jorge, what are you doing?"
Jorge: "I be throwing rocks at old people."
Y'von: "Oh, well that explains why you are naked and covered with water."
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the official residence of dime bags, sluts, jerkoff teachers, sluts, tom ferry, fake ass niggas, annoying black girls, sleeping in class, gpa (Good Pussy for All), rutgers university rejects, middlesex community college grads-to-be, check that.....middlesex community college dropouts-to-be, slores, boxing matches in the halls, grimey ass lockrerooms where you get your shit stolen, tig ol bitties, std's, vodka fountains, riots, id tags, authority figures who have no authority, and rosners fine pussy
slut: you think i care about life?
wangsta: no...thats why you go to old bridge high
slut: lets fuck
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When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."
Spirit airlines lead technician that always falls asleep.
Old man Vic Jr. fell asleep when he was doing the turnover last night,
When someone is giving a blowjob and they tuck their teeth behind their lips, making their face look like an old lady with no teeth, gummin' your dick around her mouth.
She's hot, but she gave me the old lady thin lip on my tip.
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