Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.
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someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.
mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:
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A female's ass in the olympic's which is not spectacular under normal circumstances, but due to the jumping, running and bathing suits form a cataclysmic piece of beautiful booty.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just got a huge boner while watching the olympics with my grandparents!"
Friend 2: "What the FuCK?!?"
Friend 1: "Nah man its all that olympic ass in the high jump!"
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1. the imaginary parameters surrounding a person's gluteus maximus in which they feel uncomfortable with another person to be within 2. an within one foot behind a person's gluteus maximus in which another individual desires to reach, often leading to intercourse or a slap in the face
1. Oreo felt uncomfortable when Paul came from behind and approached his Ass Space.
2. Rob's objective was to violate Natalie's Ass Space, because he was attracted to her rear end.
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verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.
Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!
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when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
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Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends
trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass
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