A paradox, the kind of kid that cries and whines when an authority figure like a parent is around, then talks bossy shit to people in a grown up voice when nobody is looking. A boss baby is soft and nerdy as a child, but deep down always wants and likes to fight people or likes fighting and arguments even if not directly involved in them. A spy kid that always tells everyone else to go away or get a life.
The boss baby was a walking talking contradiction ever since he/she could walk and talk, and being a contradiction is always a good defense since nobody can actually hold you to anything you say if they can't even identify you.
Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.
Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!
A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man
Damn, that nigga a closet baby.
When mother and father rip fat whiss tokes while pregnant the baby has no choice but to be born a whiss baby
Usually a baby from a teen at frances Kelsey
Oops I dropped my whiss baby’
“Yeah his poor kids a a fuckin whiss baby “
Early seasons (mainly season one) John Carter from ER, when he was happy and innocent before he went through a lot of trauma
When you cum in a girl’s bellybutton
I gave the biggest Baby Pool to this chick last night
The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler