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When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.
Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.
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When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.
Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.
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The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.
Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.
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lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches
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A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.
HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner
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The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.
your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale
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Something which no one really wants to see, yet is still reported on the news or other sources of media. If something is seen in the news every day we should call it "just another Bieber boner."
That segment on the news about the Republicans for gay rights was a real Bieber Boner.
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