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When the iphone back cracks instead of the screen
Last night I dropped my iphone. Now I have the reverse cracked screen.
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popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
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when one shaves his hair in the pubic region (perferably the inner butt) and it grows back stubbley. therefore causing much pain and discomfort
wow i sure cant concentrate on my work when im iching my butt due to the stubbley butt-crack syndrome
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seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!
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A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.
My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.
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Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done
Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"
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The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.
Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.
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