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This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
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When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
crouching tiger hidden dragon
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A Legendary dragon from show "yugioh"Seto kaiba and granpa moto
have them
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slang for ganja and a cheap knock off of red bull to be lagit.
yo man you got some green dragon
yeah a whole bag.
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I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!
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Awful parody of popular Dragon Ball series.
It makes laugh and copies stuff from all previous series adding barely anything new.
Series is known for terrible animation in its first half, retellings movies and ruining personalities of main cast.
SuperTard: "Hey did you see the newest Dragon Ball Super episode? Goku has another transformation and his hair is green now! He fights Silver Cell and Diamond Buu now!"
Dragon Ball Fan: "Get lost."
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When you cum in the eyes of a a blue-eyed girl.
- Yo ima blue eyes white dragon that bitch.
- I Blue Eyes White Dragon Jessica. She lost her sight
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