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A grotesque, smelly carcass that lies on a seashore. Whether that fish died after eating our crap or from natural causes, its very sight is enough to make us lose our lunch. Don't. Swim. Here.
After that big rainstorm last night our beach was littered with dead fish. They had their last supper of raw sewage and God knows what else, but I'll never drink the water again.
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Originated in prison: a weak man, raped by his first cellmate.
Yo, dig the crying fish. Lets get him in the corner.
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From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.
I was surprised when kelly winked the fish eye at me.
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When Fish packs a bowl pretty mean and tight so its just right. it always has to go over the top of the bowl.
He packed a damn nice fish bowl.
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Cock-fishing is my favorite.
Last night I went cock-fishing and a black man knocked me unconscious and anally fisted me.
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when you are sat on the shitter and the stool is still hanging out of your anus whilst touching the water
gone fishing whilst dropping the kids off...
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A sexual act, or the participant themselves, in which several men (origionally swedish men from the country of orgin) masterbate while standing in a circle around a woman, bound at the feet and hands. The woman is free to move about, attemptiong to avoid the ejaculate of the men and seeing as she is bound, can only move in a manner that is resemblant of a fish out of water.
"would you care to be the swedish fish at our party tonight?"
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