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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.

Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023


real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.

13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.

by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021


Realing

Thinking so fast it will never make sense to the person you are talking to, unless thay can listen to the end.

OMG I am realing, can you talk with me so I can finish?

by Big-Daddy-James October 15, 2021


Realing

When the leaves change from green to red, orange, or yellow every fall in real time.

The leaves are realing this week.

by Anthgreen October 20, 2023


LSC: Real Life

LSC: Real Life is a game that was released in 2015 and is very popular in LSC. The game is centered around LSC and the protagonist (You) fighting creatures and teachers. It is fun to play even though you will certainly get triggered over fighting dumb bosses.
A sequel to the game was released in late 2021 and is called LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. It is about the mysterious creature Wang Lao and the incoming virus known as WangLao-21. This game is possibly a reference the COVID-19 pandemic.

Dude 1: Yo! You been playing LSC: Real Life 2?
Dude 2: No it sucks
Dude 1: You suck

by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021


I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023


Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot

Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"

by piedot August 28, 2019