hit the Woodwork

Woodwork is originally a word used to refer to the goal frame (aka cross and bar). To hit the woodwork is to hit the post or almost score this the phrase is famously used by Mulungushi University Med-students to refer to a girls rejection to a man's proposal.

Mans 1: "I shot my shot and hit the woodwork bro, peng-ting performed.😔"
Mans 2: "I thought you two was vibing on som'n real?"
Mans 1: "I thought the same bro but..."
Mans 2: "shit happens.."

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

homo hits

When someone is saying or doing something gay they get 4 punches

Bro that shit you just said was gay as hell thats homo hits

Homo-hit

A homo-hit is when you get knocked out and mugged by a seemingly homosexual person.

A: Hey bro what happened to you?
B: I had a homo-hit! He took all my stuff!
A: That damn homo!

Hit on

Ask for someone's biological gender

Hit on E.g. "Hey what's your biological gender?"
"LEAVE ME ALONE WEIRDO!"

Hit you with a car

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.

Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”

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Hit a Liqq

Trash emo boy trying to be a black man. What sucks is he thinks he's good at gta but yet everyone in the GTA com can beat him.

Friend 1: Yo, I hear this Hit a Liqq kid shitted on another wannabe tryhard.

Friend 2: Nah bro, I shitted on him already 100-89