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John Tesh

Rock in its purest most hardkore form

Saying Tesh Rock is like say Rock Rock!

by BondageBoyo August 16, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

White not a slang term himself, the self-proclaimed Doctor of Thuganomics has invented tons of popular catchphrases, Word Life being his most popular one. The Boston native has held the United States and WWE Championships and is one of the world's most popular wrestlers. Cena's admired by casual fans for his "fans first" attitude and hilarious microphone work, but loathed by wrestling purists for his lack of technical skill.

Guy #1: John Cena? He's the rapper, right?
Guy #2: He doesn't rap that much anymore... it's kinda gimmicky.

by The Standard August 16, 2005

116๐Ÿ‘ 253๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Stamos

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.

"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"

by AssMan99 August 19, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


john mccain

the "good" republican.

if any, i hope john mccain is the candidate republicans choose as their foreman, and i hope that the democrats will pick a candidate at all.

by gypsy child April 13, 2006

154๐Ÿ‘ 345๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Kennedying

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.

Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!

by JohnKennedy November 21, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Legend

Another, more humourous way, of saying legend

'Hey bro, you got any spare tickets to the game?'
'Already got you one'
'John Legend!'

by Funkmaster 77 October 6, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Fickel

A kid that always shows up to your house that you kinda like, but he's actually a weirdo.

"Wow, that guy is really John Fickel, why does he always show up at the house?"

by yeahguy October 3, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž