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A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.
Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.
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That secret bit of fanny your dad has on the sly when your mums not in the mood. Only Later to shove his leftover greasy bone in your mums recepticle when she's pekish for a bit of spicy meat, with extra mayo.
"Its finger licking good"
"My dad thought he'd give my mum a break so he went for a mums night off bucket"
"After procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife's wicked zinger."
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When one spread honey on ones dick, then pours poprocks on over the honey. Once they start popping one performs Anal Sex on their partner. The popping of the pop rocks causes the the nerves and muscles of the anus to relax and the insewing rush of fecal matter is known as the SATURDAY NIGHT STREET CAR.
Man, I could really go for a saturday night street car.
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That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school
Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
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Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.
Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.
1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."
2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."
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Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout
His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.
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Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
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