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An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.
“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense
Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes
You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally
You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
When somebody uses a urinal, flushes, and you pee into the urinal while its still in the process of flushing.
"I peed into that guy's urinal after he flushed and it was still flushing."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."
When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.
Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*
When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
alternative to the walk of shame, when the guy gives the girl a ride home the next morning, allowing her to proudly arrive at the destination rather than stumbling home in heels at 9 am
She had to do the walk of shame because the broke motherfucker couldn't afford a car to give her the ride of pride
(noun) to see and be seen, while driving or riding in a motor vehicle.
Ex: Hey dude, let's get in your mom's minivan and Style ride. We can blast her old tape cassettes!
Ex: Those damn young people always spending their time style riding.