fire balling

when a guy goes down on a girl, eating out, and she is on her monthly period... Just like snowballing because afterwards the guy makes out with the girl

I was just planning on snowballing with her but she was on period we we ended up fire balling

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Trial By Fire

To Make Someone's life fucking miserable during a shitty state, in order to shake them into submission.

Bob: "Man, Steve is scared of the pool."

Phil: "Trial by fire, push him in the shallow end."

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Ratio Cease Fire

A forced cease to a brutal ratio twitter feud. After two hours the user with more likes, retweets, or comments wins. This may not be met with another ratio remark.

“I have more interactions, I call a Ratio Cease Fire”
“Can’t believe a famous twitter persona lost a ratio and had to call a Ratio Cease Fire”

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Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

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dick wall fire

when a dildo is attached to a wall and has been lit on fire

don’t you know love it when dick wall fire

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your world on fire

a very awesome band

i like to listen to your world on fire

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Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.

The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.

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