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November 22nd is the one day only that women must do reverse cowgirl
National Reverse Cowgirl Day
some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.
i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!
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An African American female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two White males.
Did you see that porno flick that had that reversed oreo cookie girl taking two white dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.
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Something that doesn’t exist. The term used when, let’s just say, something meets the definition of homophobia, just replacing LGBT with Straight People.
Person 1: I was ridiculed for not being part of the LGBT community and rejected from my job.
Idiot: That’s reverse homophobia .
Person 2: no, it’s just homophobia.
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The most powerful weapon in the known universe. Anyone who has held it has obliterated themselves in an instant. If you are able to wield such a weapon, you are most likely stronger than god himself. It is googol^9999999999999 the power of a single uno reverse card.
I will turn you into particles with my uno reverse card gaunlet
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you're basically immune to the uno reverse card.
yes, it's very very real.
-you smell
-no u
-*uno reverse card*
- you fool, i have uno reverse card resistance
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This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.
David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds
Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask
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