Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature
BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself
BJ: haha then what ;)
Term referring to a state of being high on meth for several days
Riding the white dragon has ruined my teeth and my life.
when she riding that cock so hard it turn the whole thing purple and he starts cumming out his ear
calvin: last night i got a nice maunster riding by brittany!!
branden: jesus christ did it feel good?!
calvin: YES
When a guy is driven around by his girlfriend/wife/partner
If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life
is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)
My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.
A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have
1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!
Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.