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Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
A cute snake with an upturned nose
The gif below is what it looks like
Today's my birthday and I want a hognose snake
To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.
Take a leak, piss, wee etc...
"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."
Anyone with an engineering degree.
Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
Someone who just wants pussy or dick.
A whore or a pimp aka man whore.
"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."
"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"
A snake is a person that goes behind people's backs or snitches