Rebecca Black

A retarded girl who decided to make a song and music video about Friday. Considered the worst song ever to infect YouTube, it has received various bad reviews and criticism. The music video consists of her, on a given Friday, going about her day as she waits for the bus, gets picked up by her friends, drives to a party, and then doesn't even party. She's sexy, but cannot make music for shit.

Girl: Guess what tomorrow is?!
Guy: Labor Day?
Girl: No silly! It's Friday, Friday, (proceeds to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black)
Guy: DIE BITCH!!! (Proceeds to mow down the girl with an Uzi) She was ugly anyways, did the world a favor.

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black hole

A black hole is a region of spacetime from which nothing can escape, not even light.

black hole is formed from a large cloud of gas which collapsed and broke up into individual stars.

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black-american

What people mean when they say "african-american"

Barack Obama is the first black-american president.

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obama black

a black person who is white on the inside.

Wayne Brady might be African, but hes Obama black.
Darnell listens to weezer, hes totally Obama black

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Black Woodstock

A euphemism for NBA All-Star Weekend. A celebration of a predominately African-American sport in the United States, NBA All-Star Weekend contains many activities that African-Americans enjoy. What makes the term "Woodstock" most appropriate (and ironic) is that the entertainment during NBA All-Star Weekend is the exact opposite of the 60's celebration of the same name. It is not outside, there is no rain, mud, dirty people, and camping; all things that African-American's tend to shy away from. Hence, never having a Woodstock that caters to the tastes of the African-American culture, NBA All-Star Weekend was dubbed "Black Woodstock".

Yo cuz, Kobe is throwing his first party ever at Black Woodstock this year! Gonna be hype!

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Road Black

When a large group of black men or women stand up from a table all at the same time and begin to exchange long extended greetings involving there hands causing you to be unable to get past.

I was late to class because that table in the cafeteria road blacked me from getting through.

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Kodak Black

A rapper who sounds like he has had a really bad stoke when he raps

Person; kodak black is a shit rapper

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