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The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific
A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"
Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff
Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
Daniel's Universe, known as Veronica Rose Sazura. Daniel's love of his life. He swore he layed heart eyes on her till now, the special place for her in his heart never disappeared.
Daniel: You are my universe, Daniel's Universe.
now cmere lemme smooch my bb
A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.
"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."
A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'