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Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.
“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.
Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?
Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.
When you would have a threesome with two men and get them to cream at the same time making them cream share
Dude I would totally have a “cream share” with Mikey and Chase
The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.
Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .
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British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.
"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!