Fly a kite

1. An outside hobby that needs wind to power, good to do in Spring and Fall!

2. An idiom to tell someone to go away.

1: name: Let’s go fly a kite, name!

2: name: hey wanna do this? Or this? Or this? Or even thi-
name 2: go fly a kite.

flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

Flying Fadoodle

Something you don't give.

I don't give a flying fadoodle.

Fly Swatter

When a man is about to cum he pulls out and cums on the outside of the vagaina. He then proceeds to smack her vagaina and run away.

Evan-Brooo, did you hear Poter gave Tirzah a Fly Swatter.

Bucket-Whats a Fly Swatter?
Evan- He came on her vagina and the pussy smacked her.

Fly-Swatter

To slap or smack a person in the butt, and yelling out the word "Fly-Swatter!"; to smack someone in the ass

Bill: Fly-Swatter!
Thomas: Awh Dammit that hurt!

Pee The Pee The Flying Pee

Pee, he fly around so fasttt
Pee, he save the world from mites
Pee, he so quick he fly pasttt
Pee, he scared of many heights
Pee, he will always belong
Pee, he say this the end of the songggg

Pee The Pee The Flying Pee (proper noun)
Pee The Pee The Flying Pee is an incredibly wise flying Minecraft pig.

All mighty Pee The Pee grace us with your presence!!

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!