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golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019


Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022


Golden Hurricane

Multiple men stand behind a fan while urinating with one person on the receiving side of the fan.

Dude, Andy survived the golden hurricane last night.

by Mr. Farticle January 02, 2021


Golden Cobra

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.

Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.

by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022


Golden Mish

The name for the single most golden person of all time.

"Wow, Midas is such a Golden Mish!"

by RotGooner8811 April 23, 2025


Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 04, 2020


Golden week

When a team wins a championship, they don’t do NOTHING except celebrate and party for a whole week.

It’s the golden week! That’s mean we drinking all week long.

by Ok coo! November 27, 2023