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Hoe-wrecker

Hoe-wrecker is basically a home wrecker but more of a hoe. She only goes after men that are already taken.

"Did hoe-wrecker text Ryan last night?"

"Yes I'm going to go find her and beat her ass!"

by crzygirl1980 May 15, 2019


Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 5, 2017


No-go hoe

Someone notoriously known for being a hoe yet cannot have possibly have had sex.

Billy: damn that girl is fine!
Jim: yeah but sister Mary is a no-go hoe

by ConfederateArmyLee July 16, 2016


Hoe stopper

A person who motivates you to stop talking to hoes.

Nah I ain't got no hoe's , I got you as my hoe stopper.

by Crankmyblow March 31, 2017


Rona Hoes

Hoes you've acquired starting since Covid or during quarantine due to Covid.

"Man I got mad rona hoes."

by Participent Award December 30, 2021


strava hoe

Person obsessed with strava data and getting the next KOM/QOM

(king/queen of the mountain)

Did you see that rider flying past us without warning? What a strava hoe.

by StravaQueen June 1, 2022


hoe tour

When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.

That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.

by K$Gl123 August 29, 2019