Hoe-wrecker is basically a home wrecker but more of a hoe. She only goes after men that are already taken.
"Did hoe-wrecker text Ryan last night?"
"Yes I'm going to go find her and beat her ass!"
Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
Someone notoriously known for being a hoe yet cannot have possibly have had sex.
Billy: damn that girl is fine!
Jim: yeah but sister Mary is a no-go hoe
A person who motivates you to stop talking to hoes.
Nah I ain't got no hoe's , I got you as my hoe stopper.
Hoes you've acquired starting since Covid or during quarantine due to Covid.
Person obsessed with strava data and getting the next KOM/QOM
(king/queen of the mountain)
Did you see that rider flying past us without warning? What a strava hoe.
When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.
That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.