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Prince Michael Jackson II AKA Blanket Jackson is the youngest son of king of pop Michael Jackson.He is different from the rest of the boys out there.His long hair is life.
“If you look into Blanket‘s Prince Michael Jackson II eyes,you will see billions of stars shining brightly.“ Anon
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A condition caused when an athlete is made out to be a god by the public and press. The symptoms of MJS are the following behaviors;
A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.
B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.
C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.
D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.
E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.
F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
Tonio-"Michael Jordan Syndrome is spreading like a disease, all these famous people act a fool jefe."
Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".
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Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
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The Peaceful Italian Mafia located in several different towns and cities that are connected to the Catholic Church. They like to various activities such as playing bocce, hold meetings, and eat lots of food.
"Did you go to The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel (Usually just said as Saint Michaels) Bocce Tournament last week?"
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The act of Michaeling down one's Vincents
This January, it's time to Michael down your Vincents.
Hey babe, wanna come over and Michael down my Vincents?
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The school with the highest percentage of fuckboys. They eat, sleep, and live for the boys. Forget about spending Saturday night with your man if he’s from SMC. They are literally good at nothing except sports. They act straight but they’re all low key gay.
Person 1: Yo, you know where I can get some cleaning supplys
Person 2: Oh, go to St. MIchael’s College School. They got a lot of brooms.
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This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility
"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"
"Better pack you bags"
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