queef stick

Your dong. In other words, what makes queefs happen.

TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice

When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.

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Sticking the rudder

1. Sexual intercourse with an overweight female.
2. The act of having sex with a woman who has too much junk in her trunk.
3. Having sex with a fat chick.

1. "Hey, sorry I missed the game last night, I was stickin' the rudder."

"Oh. I'm... sorry to hear that."

2. "Hey Denise, I've been thinkin' about it. I wouldn't have too much of a problem sticking the rudder, if you know what I mean."

3. "Lately I've just been having urges to stick the rudder, you know?"

"Yeah, it's awesome: you can have TONS of sex if you don't have standards."

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Twixie Stick

Replacing the tobacco from a cigar and putting Crack as the ingested substance of choice.

I got so faded last week at that party from that twixie stick.

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bimbo stick

Much like a bimbo, i.e. a stupid person, but with stick added on because any other addition would be unchristian.

Person: I ate your spaghetti .
Italian: You bimbo stick you touch-a my spicy meat-a-ball!

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sin stick

A stick of butter rolled in sugar.

My grandma loves to eat sin sticks for dessert.

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stick it in the ear

The sexual act of placing one partners sexual organ into the other partners ear canal.

Lourin: "Hey dude, it does not count if you stick it in the ear."
Ousten: "Okay"

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Pixie Stick

Pixie stick, otherwise known as the male sex organ, or the penis.

Kylie: “Oh my god I just ate Logans pixie stick so good”
“Lila: “For real?”

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