Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.
Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.
Post Pirating, when you Post a status on a social media site, and someone status bombs you and all of the sudden, everyone is answering that Status bomb instead of the original post. You've now been a victim of "Post Pirating".
Dave says on Facebook:Check out my new Whip!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!
To stand with one arm straight down, with the hand outwards, and the other turned at your side to put two fingers on the inner elbow of the first arm.
"Mr. O'Brien is posted up with his students for this photo I am going to take."
"Sheeeeesh"
To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.
Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.
The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
The act of posting something online that's basically just screaming.
Ya'll mind if i do some SCREAM-POSTING?!!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night
(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there