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when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit
friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole
He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.
He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
Look, it’s kerim the turd aka the bald ogre
a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
Look at the turd cutters on that girl!
It is said of large female buttocks, which by etymology, when release a long and thick piece of feces (a turd), through the action of the gluteal muscles, would cut it without the action of the sphincter.
I can't stop noticing that gal's '''turd cutter''' at the mall.
A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...
Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!