running down my vagina

i say that a lot because it means alot to me.

person one: hey!!
me: RUNNING DOWN MY VAGINA 😁😁

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Three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina

Paulina, Malvina and Lunt

Name three streets in Chicago that rhyme with Vagina.

Ok. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt.

Right!

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Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

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Who took a shit in your vagina?!

Used when someone is being extra shitty.

Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!

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Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

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cd warrior fuck face vagina

getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor

that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense

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Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

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