How Water Is Made

Water or what is commonly known as H20 is synthetically created using complex neurodynamic organisms. Examples of such are hoses, sinks, or any other living breathing thing that if you stand too close will blast it in your mouth

*twists knob on sink*
Andy Milonakis:"That's how water is made!"

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Fish out of Water

Being unfamiliar with one's surroundings/activities thus often being vulnerable in such circumstances.

Commonly used to describe a change in surroundings by phrases such as 'going fish out of water' or 'to go fish out of water.'

In this sense, the meaning is similar to the term 'Slippin' meaning to leave one's usual abode/habitat to enter next manz endz.

i.e.

Brare 1: Yo blud come we roll down (enter endz of choice here), still.

Brare 2: Rah!!! Allow goin' Fish out of Water down dere blud, manz gonna get merked ugetme?!

Brare 1: Oh yes, I suppose you're right old bean. Silly me.

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Cleveland Tap Water

Loose, some what chunky diarrhea.

I need to unload a bucket-load of Cleveland Tap Water into a toilet A.S.A.P.

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chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

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a yard of pump water

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

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Australian Water Snout

Letting an Australian Elephant insert its trunk into the recipients' rectum. The recipient then goes on to releases it's bowels, filling the Australian Elephants' trunk with fecal matter. The elephant then pulls its' trunk out of the recipients' anus and allows the man to insert his penis into the elephants' trunk

He didn't come to work all day because he said he stayed up all night getting an Australian Water Snout

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water babies (making)

When a male masturbates and climaxes in the shower.

To Janes disgust, the white streak she found on the shower curtain could only be a result of Brian making water babies.

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