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A really handsome sexy boy who is very smart and athletic and he gets all the ladies.
All the girls want to have sex with Luke Alexander Taylor because he is so hot.
Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
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Jonathan Taylor (born January 19, 1999) is an American football running back for the Indianapolis Colts, currently the 2021/2022 NFL MVP and OROY.
1: Did Jonathan Taylor win the MVP?
2: Yes he did!
Someone perfect in every possible way, and someone worthy of worship at all hours of the day.
"There's this person I know. Not sure how to explain it but they are extremely perfect."
"Oh, so they're a Goddess Taylor."
Two gay bros who swear they are straight
"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.
Owen Taylor is the pinnacle of mankind. He pulls multiple girls at once, and is superior to anyone else around him at basketball. Not to mention that Owen Taylor’s meat is to die for (coming from personal experience). If your name is Owen Taylor, you are most likely smart in school, but can act a little autistic outside of school.
Person 1: Who’s that good looking dude?
Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
A woman who likes to fall in love with people because of their money, she loves leaving a boyfriend and falls in love with another guy behind her boyfriend's back. She is the tyoe of person who loves attention and money and loves to make scary situations to get attention.